Welcome to Derp Guides
Are you tired of clear, helpful instructions? Do you miss the thrill of potentially bricking your device? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you’ve stumbled into the right corner of the internet!
What We Offer
- Tutorials That Make You Question Your Life Choices: From “How to Turn It Off and On Again (Advanced Edition)” to “Tangling Ethernet Cables for Fun and Profit“.
- Customer Support That’s Anything But: Got a problem? We’ve got a shrug emoji for that. 🤷♂️
- Cutting-Edge Confusion: We stay ahead of the curve by making sure our guides are at least 37% incomprehensible at all times.
How to Use This Site
- Choose a tutorial from our menu (if you can figure out how to use it).
- Read our step-by-step instructions (good luck with that).
- Attempt the task at your own risk.
- When it inevitably goes wrong, blame your lack of “tech savviness”.
Our Guarantee
We guarantee that after using our guides, you’ll either become a tech genius or develop a healthy fear of anything with a power button. Either way, you’re welcome.
Remember, in the world of Derp Guides, RTFM doesn’t stand for “Read The Friendly Manual”. It stands for “Regret This F***ing Moment”.
Now go forth and break things! And if anyone asks, you didn’t learn it here.